This blog serves to document my descent into madness.
Here you will find Welcome to Night Vale, food porn and passive aggressive text posts. You may also see Doctor Who, Sherlock, LoK, Pixar, Disney and Studio Ghibli; amongst other things.
|My German Teacher (in German):||We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.|
|Satan:||You can have anything you wan--|
|Me:||GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.|
|Me:||YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.|
|Satan:||Wouldn't you rather have love or money?|
|Me:||EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.|